Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Gibbs gets fired

I for one can't wait for the press conference where Gibbs is terminated.

"12 and 20," Snyder intones (Vinnie like a toady right beside him- panting), "is not where we want to be. Therefor I am relieving Coach Gibbs from his duties, and Vinnie will begin the re-animation procedure of George Allen tomorrow morning. We will be fusing Allen's frozen head onto the body of Joe Bugel- who still has two years remaining on his contract."